
LandOn, by Tatto: Where London Underground Meets Killer Cocktails
Ever tried to explain a killer cocktail list to someone who only drinks lukewarm tea? Yeah, it’s a bit like trying to navigate the London Underground blindfolded – a bewildering but potentially thrilling adventure! Tonight, dear readers, I embarked on just such a thrilling ride, albeit with far better drinks.
I’m talking about LandOn by Tatto, tucked away in Wisma Central . This isn’t just another eatery; it’s a deep dive into an underground experience that cleverly blends the iconic London tube aesthetic with a truly impressive beverage program. Sherwina from Good & Honest Communications graciously extended the invitation, and honestly, my taste buds are still doing the happy dance.
Welcome Aboard: The LandOn Vibe
Stepping into LandOn, especially for a basement spot, you’re hit with a surprising sense of openness. Forget cramped carriages; this place is all about expansive design. Imagine an exclusive gentleman’s lounge, complete with those glorious traditional couches, then throw in some massive, rustic tree trunks with bar stools around for good measure. It’s an eclectic mix that, against all odds, just works. It creates an environment that’s both unique and playfully fun – a far cry from your usual drinking experience, wouldn’t you agree?
The Real Highlight: Cocktails with a Kick
Now, let’s talk about the stars of the show: the cocktails. If you appreciate a drink that doesn’t hold back, LandOn is your new spiritual home. Each libation boasts a generous 60ml of alcohol—yes, you read that right. Yet, despite this double-measure backbone, you won’t find a hint of harshness. Through a masterclass in balance, mixologist Buyung performs a sort of liquid alchemy, expertly masking the high proof with layers of fresh botanicals and precise infusions. He ensures the spirit is felt in the soul of the drink, but never bites at the finish. This isn’t your average watered-down concoction; these are serious contenders for your affections. It’s like getting a first-class ticket when you were expecting economy. Who doesn’t love an upgrade?
My Journey Through LandOn’s Liquid Delights
First up on my taste adventure was the Velvet Dawn. Picture this: Aperol, gin, lime, passion fruit, all wrapped up with “a whisper of light in a darkened room.” It’s sweet, but in that perfectly balanced, ‘just-right’ kind of way. No cloying syrup here, just pure, velvety bliss. It’s the sort of drink that makes you lean back and exhale a contented sigh.
Then came the vibrant Magenta Blitz. Blueberries infused gin, raspberry liqueur, lime, strawberry syrup, and egg white, all beneath “a flash of colour beneath the hush, bright, soft and electric.” It starts off even sweeter than Velvet Don, but don’t let that fool you. As you sip, it transforms into this almost smoothie-like, moorish experience. Seriously, the more you drink it, the more you find yourself wanting another sip. It’s dangerously delicious!
My final stop on this boozy journey was the Madagasia. This refreshing gin-based cocktail features gin, lime, Madagascar spice syrup, and a splash of soda. Described as “warm spice carried by a sea breeze, subtle, clean and untamed,” it lives up to the hype. It’s incredibly light, crisp, and exactly what you need to cleanse the palate or just enjoy a lighter, spicier note. It’s the elegant, understated star of the show.
Beyond the Bar: Nibbles and Bites
Of course, one cannot simply exist on exquisite cocktails alone (though a valiant effort was made!). LandOn also offers some delightful bites to accompany your drinks. We munched on some perfectly crispy chicken popcorn – because who doesn’t love a good, elevated bar snack? And for those who prefer something a bit more substantial, the Nachos with tomatoes, salsa, and guacamole were there to save the day. They’re exactly what you’d want to soak up those magnificent 60ml cocktails.
The Verdict: Why LandOn is Your Next Stop
So, there you have it. LandOn Wismar Central isn’t just a place; it’s an experience. From its wonderfully surprising London Underground-meets-gentleman’s-lounge aesthetic to its undeniably potent and delicious cocktail menu, it’s a spot that truly stands out. It’s unique, it’s fun, and it definitely knows how to make a drink. If you’re looking for a refreshing escape with serious sips and a vibe that’s anything but ordinary, grab your friends and make tracks to LandOn. You won’t regret it.
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What’s your go-to cocktail spot in KL? Or have you visited LandOn already? Would love to hear your take in the comments below!












